Here's my opinions about Molly Cyrus's haircut .. my first impression is wow that's almost the same haircut that the chick from the opening scene of American History X had ... in the movie we saw boobs so +1 Molly Cyrus Hair.
My next opinion is damn she must have went to one of those learn to cut hair colleges ... that's awesome showing some support +1 then I was like nah, rich people don't give a shit about helping people out she must have took the advice from her dad -1 points. So right now our music star Molly Cyrus is at 0 points.
Another opinion I had was this chick might be coming out the closet as a lesbian... that's pretty awesome, since she's not bad looking, not fat, and is semi cute.... plus I’d like to lay the pipe to her just so I could break her dad Billy’s Achy Breaky Heart. Total for this is +3 additional points ... Molly you’re now at 4 points for the haircut.
The last thought that crossed my mind is Molly Cyrus is a pop singing music diva and now it looks like she is trying to hit up the punk scene ... sorry but if you have anything to do with Mickey Mouse punk music wants nothing to do with you ... Minus 2 points
Official Score: Molly Cyrus Haircut +2 points.
Ok now Molly Cyrus music.... it sucks minus 2 points.
The next point to cover is her dad made music ... I was going to take a point away for that but then I realized what a sweet mullet her father used to have so I’ll give 3 points .... Remember even though this point has nothing about her singing ... when you famous it's all about who you know and she knows a guy who had a sweet ass mullet.
Final score: despite the huge points earned from Molly Cyrus's dad having a sweet mullet ... we are going to have to go with Molly Cyrus Haircut is better than her music.
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